I was looking on craigslist for jobs. Here’s one that caught my eye:
Couple seeks attractive woman to be our sushi table (Downtown SD)
We are seeking a woman that would enjoy to be our sushi table at our hotel room. You will be nude and covered in sushi which we will enjoy removing one piece at the time.
what the fuck.
Holy wall squats
How does one make $600 in a month. Sans job.
Did anyone order this hotdog?
LOOK AT THIS BABY!
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are afraid, because for the first time in your life you have found yourself a victim of unwanted sexual advances by someone who has the physical ability to use force against you.” The boy nodded and shuddered visibly.“But,” I continued. “As a woman, you learn to live with that from the time you are fourteen, and it never stops. We live with that fear every day of our lives. Every man walking through the parking garage the same time you are is either just a harmless stranger or a potential rapist. Every time.” The girls in the room nodded, agreeing. The boys seemed genuinely shocked. “So think about that the next time you hit on a girl. Maybe, like you in the taxi, she doesn’t actually want you to.”
here’s some advice never fall in love with anyone
Low key don’t understand the fascination with taking photobooth pics on a Mac
Ein and the horse are having a tender moment :)
I’m sorry if this gets annoying but tumblr is the only place I can talk. I’ve never felt this drained, lost, and terrified. The biggest part of my life is gone and I cannot even begin to figure out how to function without him. My heart physically hurts.
Having a graduation party was the best idea I ever had. I got paid more than any summer job would have earned me.
Spending the night with Jack for the last time. I won’t have any tears left after tomorrow
#hashtag is not clever
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